Masturbation

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Who is some nerd to tell me how much to masturbate? He's probably whacking it right now!" and you'd probably think right. But what I'm going to tell you is something you should take into consideration: DON'T MASTURBATE MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK. a healthy dose of the ol' low five is good for you. It relieves stress, prevents pre-mature ejaculation and decreases the chances of getting prostate cancer.but too much is called too much for a reason: IT'S TOO MUCH (I'm liking caps lock today, can you tell?) Pleasing yourself more than my prescribed amount is bad. It's not good for a girl to come over to your house only to find a huge stack of porn and it would suck to be at the ball game but you've got a rubber bat cause you practice too much (that is indeed a metaphor for limp-dick). God speed gentleman, and as always, I'd like to part your company with a few words of wisdom:

If the lady in front of you at the grocery store drops her cucumber, pick it up for her and give her a beer. Yes, that is a metaphor.

Irish Pride and the IRA

There is a group you may have heard of called the IRA (Irish Republican Army). This group wants Ireland to be a country independant of Britain. 5/6 of Ireland already is independant, but the IRA wants to gain the other 1/6. They do this out of pride of Ireland. They believe that Ireland is only part of Britain because of the bad misfortune of its location, and in many ways, they are right. Irish pride is associated with the IRA a lot.

The issue becomes controversial because the IRA, until recently, fought against "British Tyrany" with bombings, arson, and many other types of guerrila warfare. Many innocent British were killed in the crossfire of this political war.

The question I pose unto you, is whether these attacks justified, or was this behavior not justified and why? Both sides' arguements are welcome, but I must ask you explain in as much detail as possible.

Welcome to my Blog!

This is a blog about me because I am the Sun and everything revolves around me. The title was inspired by Hibernia (which is what the Romans called Ireland). I am Irish as you might have gathered from that. The URL is http://hibernius.blogspot.com/ because "Hibernius" was the thing that people called irishman as a generic name back then in the good old days. I'll be talking about the moral implications of politics, both current and in the recent past, and classic literature. If anyone wants to recommend a book to me, any suggestions would be appreciated.